[Funny and Lighthearted + Ridiculous + An Unconventional Moonlight in One's Heart + Absurdly Unhinged]
[Heroine Who Doesn't Know What Love Is & Hero Who Doesn't Realize He's in Love]
From the moment I made the promise, I diligently studied The Handbook for Becoming the Perfect Moonlight in One's Heart and gave myself the name "Moonlight."
And now... the world's number one Moonlight is making a grand entrance!!!
Step one: Make a dazzling first impression!
Dressed in white with my hair hanging loose, I suddenly appeared before someone in the middle of a remote mountain forest late at night. For some reason, the first person to see me rolled their eyes back and passed out on the spot.
Fine. Young people these days just love dropping to the ground and going to sleep. Next!
Step two: Make myself stand out!
In the middle of the crowd, I suddenly burst into light, turning everything else into a blurry backdrop. How strange, why are some people getting teary-eyed and shouting, "I'm going blind"?
There must be a bad guy around! I'll catch them!
Step three: Make myself unforgettable!
I borrowed money from everyone, then occasionally showed up in front of them and spent it lavishly, never once mentioning paying them back. How terrifying. Someone misses me so much they're hiring an assassin to kill me.
Perhaps this is what the handbook meant by, "Resenting the bright moon hanging high for shining on everyone but me"?
This is harder than it looks. Everyone in the city seems a little off.
But that has nothing to do with me. The only promise I need to fulfill is becoming "Moonlight."
Oh, right. Now I've also got to take responsibility for Mo Jingxi. I don't know why, but after we first met, he started crying and begging me to take responsibility for him.
Fortunately, Mo Jingxi's approval is still somewhat useful, even if all he says is, "You are my light."
He's missing two words, but since he helped me fulfill my promise, I'll let it slide. "I'm Moonlight, but I can be your light too."