Cai Kun is dead.
When he died, he was playing a vulgar novel on his mobile phone, and the auction house manager had just finished taking a breath.
Then he wore it.
There is no system, no golden fingers, and no portable grandfather. The Voice of the World told him: You came late, all the good things have shined, and only these are left that others picked out.
Cai Kun chose [Unlimited Card Drawing·Residue Version].
It contains all the items discarded, forgotten, despised, and lost by travelers of all ages. The probability of winning is: 99.7% For rubbish and 0.05% For the unnatural. Just look at the face.
So his life in another world started with a Midea induction cooker, half-wormed apples and chocolate yellow peach pot meat.
The good news is that he is very familiar with this fictional dynasty called Daqian - eight of the ten time-travel novels are about Daqian. The Xiao family broke off the engagement and the Ye family pretended to be cool. The whole audience gasped. Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. He could recite the next line with his eyes closed.
The bad news is that the world is so rotten that even a 3,000-year-old bookworm like him can't stand it.
The worse news is that he wants to be stubborn, but the world won't let him. A piece of paper saying "Don't choose this, seriously" dragged him into the center of the vortex of the secular world.
There is no other way.
Cai Kun decided to take action. He is not the son of destiny, he does not have a golden finger, he only has a broken mouth and a bunch of garbage cards that occasionally shine.
Sanctioning this vulgar world starts from the fortune-telling stall of the third young master of the Xiao family.