After staying up all night to finish a terrible book, Cheng Luyin was so furious at five in the morning that she ran around her room, cursing at the top of her lungs. At that moment, all she wanted was to borrow a famous line from a certain Teacher Shen: "The author is an idiot, and the book is garbage!"
After saying it, whether from getting too worked up or from staying up all night reading, her eyes rolled back and she died on the spot.
When she woke up, she had transmigrated into the book...
Cheng Luyin looked at the trashed living room before her and the rows of servants standing nearby, not daring to make a sound. She nearly rolled her eyes back and died again.
"This damn world, these damn people, this damn Earth keeps churning out idiots!"
"Madam! Madam, please calm down!"
Out of control, she ran out of the villa, raging helplessly all the way. She cursed the trees in the yard, the guard dog, and even the streetlights by the entrance, wishing every last one of them to the devil.
As she unleashed a furious tirade against the world, a luxury car pulled up outside. A man stepped out, perfectly matching every physical description of a domineering CEO in a novel.
"Are you done yet? Do you need me to take you to the hospital for a tranquilizer?"
"Who the hell is this idiot?" Cheng Luyin frowned and looked at the servants beside her.
"Madam... this is your husband."
"..."
As a homebody who hated hassles with a passion, Cheng Luyin found herself thrust by a twist of fate into the scheming world of the wealthy. It was a devastating blow. Fortunately, before long, the Heavenly Dao granted her wish and bound her to a system called the Lazybones System.
So she decided that from now on... she would just slack off!
What? Someone wants to disturb her leisurely life!
Kill them all! Can't kill them? Then I'll get my husband to do it!