[Conceptual god] + [Male lead cross-dresses, but is completely serious about it] + [Heroine is rebellious and foul-mouthed] + [A style tuned to the same brainwaves] + [Absurd] + [Nonsensical]
His supernatural ability is “Confess and instantly reduce all affection to zero.” This debuff has no offensive power whatsoever. It’s utterly useless.
But.
Confess to an enemy = they lose the urge to attack you.
I’m guaranteed to get the first attack against opponents of any level, going straight for their family jewels. So how are they supposed to deal with that?
After transmigrating to a high-martial world, everyone else pretends to be weak while secretly being strong. Su Yun Jian, meanwhile, disguises himself as a pretty boy to evade the wanted posters. After the foul-mouthed campus belle kidnaps him, the two exchange friendly remarks about each other’s ancestors, warmly send their regards to each other’s parents, express concern about possible brain-health issues, and suggest that intelligence may not be directly linked to science.
In the end, they reach an agreement:
They become a pair of lunatic master and disciple.
For five hundred yuan, they’ll climb a mountain of blades and plunge into a sea of flames!!!
