I Asked You to Teach a Swordsman to Hold a Sword, Why Are You Pinching His Face?

[Two male protagonists + cultivating immortals + traveling through books + barrage + group portraits + dual heroes + sand sculpture funny] Qin Shaoheng, a three-time FMVP, the best jungler in the server, is transformed into a cannon fodder villain in the heart-throb novel about cultivating immortality. At the beginning, Xie Tingyun, the number one sword cultivator, pointed his sword at his throat, and the system asked him to kneel down to survive. Qin Shaoheng glanced at the sword: "The wrist is too stiff and the point of force is off. If you hold it with this kind of grip, the first hand will be cut into the back row." He picked up the dead branches and knocked off Xie Tingyun's sword with a snap. The whole place was dead silent. The barrage exploded: [? ? ? A branch knocks off the sword with the best swordsmanship? Is this fucking cannon fodder? ? ? What's even more outrageous is that as he continued to teach, he pinched someone's face with his hand: "Lend me your face for two days to pay for tuition." Xie Tingyun's ears were bleeding, and the barrage was flooding the screen like crazy: [I asked you to teach me how to hold a sword, why are you pinching his face! Something's wrong! Later, it was spread throughout the sect that the number one swordsman who could even back the scabbard and was disabled at the ninth level reported to the outer dormitory on time every day. Giving medicine, giving jade pendants, giving love dragon horns, just to learn to cook. Qin Shaoheng: "Senior brother, I just want to hug you and share my thighs." Xie Tingyun: "Well, I want to help you improve your score." Qin Shaoheng: "???"