At the forty-minute mark of the video conference, my wife came in with alcohol spray.
She said: "Routine inspection, the bacterial colonies on your collar seriously exceeded the standard." After that, she moistened my collar, and then used disinfectant wipes to clean my mouth thoroughly in front of so many people.
My boss asked from the other side of the camera: "Chen Xu... Do you need me to call an ambulance for you?"
My name is Chen Xu. My main job is a middle-aged programmer. As a side job, my wife treats me as a major source of pollution. After twelve years of marriage, I have learned to live in various sterile slits.
Later I discovered that her outrageous rules were the cleanest hugs she could give me.
