You Were Told to Survive the Apocalypse, So Why Are You Treating Zombies Like Spirit Stones?

[Apocalypse] [Reborn] [Zombies] [Comedy] [Cultivation] [Superpowers]

Let's get straight to the point: This isn't the apocalypse at all. It's the Immortal King's beginner village!

Good news: Heavenly Soldier Zhu Wen didn't die on the battlefield of the gods. He was reborn on Blue Star.

Bad news: He got bitten by a zombie from the start, and the whole world has been infected by the Abyssal Virus.

Ordinary survivors facing a mutant: (screaming) "Run! That monster is way too strong!"

Zhu Wen facing a mutant: (shaking his head with a cold laugh) "Slow movements, terrible positioning. You're not even as good as the lowest-grade body cultivator."

Awakened fighters facing a ninth-rank zombie: (despairing) "Humanity has no hope left..."

Zhu Wen pulls out a brick (magical treasure): (eyes shining) "What a rich vein! Line up and hand over your spirit stones, one at a time!"

When the Western false gods unleash divine punishment, Zhu Wen punches them into oblivion.

All the native inhabitants of Blue Star are utterly stunned: "How can he tear the Zombie King apart with his bare hands and not even get hurt?!"

While everyone else struggles to survive the apocalypse, he's simply here to stock up!

He even thinks Blue Star has great feng shui, and that zombies are treasures bestowed by nature!

Zombie King: "Wait, so which one of us is the invader?!"