My System Is Legally Clueless

I was bound to a Tycoon System.

It gave me a billion yuan and told me to spend it all in a month. It even included a terminal illness countdown: I could only stay alive by spending money.

The System said, “Our company reserves the right to interpret everything.”

I promptly turned it over to the state.

Three days later, the System was blocked by the national firewall. It let out a piercing alarm: “Warning! Host, what kind of entity are you extraditing?!”

Lying in the ICU, I smiled at my own body, covered in tubes. “Don’t worry. Your blessings are still to come.”