My name is Shen Wang, a diagnosed psychiatric patient. My symptoms are "I always feel that the mythical beasts in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" are real." It wasn't until a woman who claimed to be from the Security Bureau pulled me up from the hospital bed and said, "Stop pretending, the Ninth Division special move." I didn't know that "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" was not an ancient book at all, but the "Evil God Containment Manual" left by our ancestors. Cthulhu and the Old Ones are all "pigs of the East China Sea", "bastard birds" and "red balls that love to dance" in my eyes. Others have to sacrifice their lives to shelter them, but I only need to give them a name. Indescribable? In my case, you first have to have a name. My colleagues all said I was crazy, until I "printed the God of the Old Age into an emoticon pack" and it went viral all over the Internet - the god's personality was shattered, the evil god was confused, and the performance of the Security Bureau exploded. But no one told me that I could see them because something... Was looking out through my eyes. Eastern Classic of Mountains and Seas, dimensionality reduction to attack Western Cthulhu, the most ridiculous Chinese containment article on the Internet, is here!
