As Long as I'm Poor Enough, High Martial Arts Can't Crush Me

"Hey, you're really broke. Would you like to take out a loan?"

"I have no collateral. No loan."

"You cleaned the school for a year, and your relationship value with every desk in the school has reached 100%. You can bundle them up as collateral and get 150,000 yuan!"

"What are we waiting for? Scan my face!"

[Loan approved!]

"Hey, your parents have been unemployed for 90 days. If they don't find work soon, the Unemployment Control Bureau will come arrest them and exile them to the wilderness."

I was silent for two seconds.

"They can't sit still. They're used to working around the clock, so send them to farm tomorrow. Food and lodging are included."

"Boss, the Ninth Alliance's GDP has surged 500% this year. The Alliance President asked me to ask you... could you take a couple of days off?"

"Take a break? I'm so broke I can't even afford an enhancement pod. Keep lending. Put a little more pressure on them."

"CEO, the leaders of the entire star system held an emergency meeting last night and jointly begged you to stop taking out loans."

"Prices went up again."

"Huh?"

"I said the medicine got more expensive again. I can't afford it."

"So?"

"Put the Polaris System up as collateral and take out a big loan."

"..."

"Take out the loan, you little punk?"

"Host, you're the gutsiest debtor I've ever met. But just a friendly reminder: the Polaris System isn't your asset. Your relationship value with it hasn't reached 100%."

"Then why didn't you say so sooner!"

"Hee-hee, I just love watching you put on a show and run~"