As Long as I'm Poor Enough, Gao Wu Can't Crush Me

"Dear, you are so poor. Do you want a loan?" "No loan without collateral." "You have covered the school's hygiene for a year, and your relationship with the entire school's desks has reached 100%. You can exchange the package for 150,000 yuan as a mortgage!" "Then what are you waiting for? Scan your face!" [Loan successful! "Dear, your parents have been unemployed for 90 days. If you don't find a job, the Department of Destruction will come to arrest them and exile them to the wilderness." I was silent for two seconds. "They can't stay idle. They are used to 007. Let's send them to farm tomorrow. Food and accommodation will be provided there." "Boss, the GDP of the Ninth Alliance has skyrocketed by 500% this year. The president of the alliance asked me to ask you... Can you take two days off?" "Break? I'm so poor that I can't even afford the enhanced cabin. I'll continue to borrow money and put more pressure on them." "President, the heads of the entire galaxy held an emergency meeting last night and jointly begged you not to lend more money." "The price has increased again." "Huh?" "I said, the price of medicine has increased again and I can't afford it anymore." "So?" "Hang up the Polar Galaxy and get a big one." "..." "Loan bastard?" "Host dad, you are the most thoughtful debtor I have ever seen. But a friendly reminder, the Arctic Galaxy is not your asset, and your relationship with it is not 100% worth it." "Then you should have told me earlier!" "Hehe, I just love to see you run away after pretending~"