I, a 18th-tier celebrity in the entertainment industry, was sent to participate in a metaphysical variety show.
The fellow guests are all masters, and I am the only one here to make up the numbers.
On the first day of the broadcast, the top actor asked me: "When will I be single?"
I stared at him for three seconds: "Your future wife is standing in front of you, are you blind?"
The whole internet burst into laughter, thinking I was just here to make a joke.
Until I used three copper coins to accurately predict the time of the earthquake.
The actor blocked me backstage: "Who are you?"
I raised my eyebrows and smiled: "Your future wife, don't you believe me?"
