I spent three years as a solitary guest on a deserted island, planted a granary to tame wild boars, and unexpectedly came to Ying Zheng, Mengyi and Wang Ben on a stormy night! The sign-in system exploded and I gave away 100,000 cavalry for free. I threw out the IOU with my backhand to collect the third general's younger brother. The First Emperor begged me to teach him how to grow rice!
