[You ask how long I’ll love you? My answer: wild dog milk.]
The apocalypse arrives, demons and monsters run rampant, and humanity teeters on the brink of destruction. Fortunately, Heaven gives humankind a chance at survival: everyone awakens a System that lets them bind themselves to an object.
Bind an object, and you gain the corresponding ability.
Some bind themselves to knives and become demon-slaying swordsmen.
Some bind themselves to swords and become sword immortals of the mortal world.
Others bind themselves to ancestral jade and become powerful cultivators.
In his previous life, Zhang Yang thought binding himself to Milk Dragon would make him invincible. He never expected that aside from making his enemies laugh until their sides hurt, Milk Dragon would be completely useless. Zhang Yang even died in the belly of a demon beast because of it.
Reborn before the cataclysm, Zhang Yang abandons divine weapons and sharp blades and binds himself to wild dog milk!
Everyone laughs at him for binding himself to knockoff milk. Only Zhang Yang knows its shelf life is forever.
And binding it can grant him eternity!
Demons and monsters: “You can’t kill him! You really can’t kill him!”
