I Bonded with Su Dongpo, and My Plan to Lie Flat Went Up in Smoke

If you transmigrated to the Northern Song, what would you most want to do?

Explore Bianjing, eat Dongpo pork, and get a close-up look at the great literary minds?

Shen Qinghe: I just want to lie flat.

But Heaven had other plans and bound her to Su Dongpo. When he hurts, she hurts. When he falls ill, she falls ill. If he gets his head chopped off, she’ll be buried alongside him on the spot!

And the man is a troublemaker, writing poems to insult people and picking fights at court, with enemies lining up at his door.

The Crow Terrace Poetry Case? Exile to Huangzhou? The wilderness of Hainan?

While falling apart inside, Shen Qinghe rushes forward to shield him: “Su Shi, shut your mouth! If you say one more reckless thing, I’ll strangle you myself!”

Other people admire literary giants across the ages as devoted fans. She spends the whole time saving lives and putting out fires.

If you got stuck with a partner like this, how many chapters would you last?