Transmigration + Farming + Unhinged Shenanigans
Lin Wan had just received her freshly issued demolition compensation and was about to slap her resignation letter in her boss's face. But then a car with failed brakes came barreling toward her...
When she woke up, she discovered she had transmigrated into the body of a little girl in an ancient village, unloved by both her father and mother. She had even scored herself the classic “bring glory to the ancestors” younger brother.
They want her to work?
What work? She hasn't even had enough to eat. First, kill a chicken from the yard so she can fill her stomach.
They want to sell her?
She turns around, knocks Lin Yaozu unconscious, and stuffs him into a sack. With a name like Yaozu, he must be worth a fortune.
Second Aunt: “You crazy girl!!!”
Lin Wan: “Yep, yep, yep.” Then, while Second Aunt is out working in the fields and no one's home, she swipes every egg from the chicken coop. Delicious!
Third Granduncle: “Drive that girl out of the village!”
Lin Wan: “Yep, yep, yep!”
Isn't he basically inviting her to eat at his house every day? After a whole week of eating her fill and taking food home from Third Granduncle's place, he says, “This girl is blessed. Anyone who tries to drive her away will have to get past me first!”
Everyone: “That's not what you said before!!!”
