Cultivation: While Others Face Tribulations, I Steal Their Lightning

[Creative cultivation · lighthearted comedy · wish fulfillment · steady power progression]

Wen Budo has been cultivating for four years, yet he's still stuck at the second level of Qi Refining.

Then a Golden Core tribulation bolt veers off course and strikes him right on the head.

He survives, and the cultivation that hadn't budged in three years finally starts moving.

Wen Budo crawls out of the lightning crater, looks up at the tribulation clouds that still haven't dispersed, and suddenly realizes:

Maybe he'd been cultivating the wrong way all along.

From then on, while everyone else shuts themselves away to cultivate, he travels the world asking who plans to undergo a tribulation.

“Who's undergoing a tribulation?”

“Where?”

“How many bolts are left?”

At first, everyone thinks he's lost his mind.

Later, an unwritten rule takes hold in the cultivation world:

Before undergoing a tribulation, check whether Wen Budo is nearby.

The worst thing is when tribulation clouds have barely formed and a voice suddenly calls from afar:

“Fellow Daoist, hang in there!”

“Save one bolt for me!”