[Female-oriented + Journey to the West fanfiction + adorable child doted on by all + hilarious daily life + outrageous fatherly love]
The Three Realms Assembly had barely begun when the Jade Emperor flipped through the account books, his face turning green. Heaven's treasury was running dry, and the mountains of unpaid bills for peaches, golden pills, and magical treasures left every immortal in the hall too frightened to speak.
Meanwhile, Sun Wukong was in Flower-Fruit Mountain, cradling his three-and-a-half-year-old daughter and soothing her as she nursed. The moment he heard something was missing from the accounts, he charged right over. The peaches were gone? He'd take the blame. The golden pills were short? He'd own it. The Dragon King's treasury was empty? Without even blinking, he said he'd taken it all to make toys and a cradle for his daughter.
Others called him crazy, but he turned the ugliest mess in the Three Realms into the daily business of raising a child. Heaven came after him for compensation, the Dragon King demanded answers, and the Old Lord chased him down to settle old accounts, only to be face-slapped every time by his even more outrageous fatherly love.
Even more outrageous, every hole in the accounts he “owned up to” ended up as snacks in his daughter's pocket, toys by her side, or prizes in her hands. The immortals patched up the losses while secretly dipping into their own savings, all just hoping the father and daughter wouldn't set their sights on their treasuries next.
It wasn't until the adorable little girl with her hair tied in two upward-pointing buns rode around on the Howling Celestial Dog, using an Immortal-Binding Rope as a jump rope, that the immortals finally understood. Sun Wukong wasn't balancing the books. He was stocking up the entire Three Realms.
“I'm taking responsibility for the accounts, and I'm raising my girl. Anyone who dares lay a finger on her, and I'll turn the Three Realms upside down!”
Beautiful and interesting.