Tao Tutu is an absolute Nezha fangirl.
One day, she dies saving someone. But when she reaches the underworld, her entry in the register of the dead has been destroyed, so she has no choice but to sneak her way into Heaven.
She becomes Heaven's only unregistered resident and racks up an impressive list of achievements:
“After she coddled Erlang Shen's Howling Celestial Dog into an embryo, it rampaged through the Palace of the Jade Emperor before Erlang Shen picked it up and took it back to Guanjiangkou.”
“She wandered into the Moon Palace and chopped down the osmanthus tree that Wu Gang had been hacking at for three thousand years, so Chang'e could roast rabbit meat over the wood.”
“She learned the seventy-two transformations from the Great Sage, but turned into Godzilla and sat on the Palace of the Jade Emperor, destroying it.”
“What do you mean she left the Cowherd alone on the Magpie Bridge and turned the Weaver Girl into a career woman?”
“She chased the Three Star Gods of Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity to bestow blessings, then accidentally showered the human world with a huge amount of their good fortune.”
“She developed her own signature magical treasure: a deluxe, maxed-out Nezha body pillow. Then she kept chasing Li Jing to beat him up, leaving all of Heaven stunned.”
By some day, no one knows which, after her arrival in Heaven, everyone in the Nine Heavens knew that three notorious rebels up above went everywhere with a fairy.
The sworn younger sister of Yang Erlang and the Great Sage, and the Third Prince's...?
If you see the four of them and a dog together, run.
Why has no one brought her to justice?
The Primordial Celestial Master and the Three Pure Ones: “Let's see who dares lay a hand on her!”
The Jade Emperor: “...”
All of Heaven: “...”
Girl, aren't you an unregistered resident?!!!
You're clearly the most well-connected person around!!
Rebel quotes:
The Monkey: “The Jade Emperor's throne rotates. This year, it's my family's turn.”
The Three-Eyed One: “I answer the summons, but I don't obey the commands. The invincible good nephew.”
The Lotus Root: “As long as there's no pagoda, I'll turn around and chop him to death.”
P.S. This story has a couple: the quirky Tao Tutu × the unruly Third Prince.
I reviewed it before I saw it...
Interesting, really want it
Wow, the heroine is really what I want. It's the kind that's very shallow, but very reliable.
Shocking the world, weeping ghosts and gods