The Legendary Taoist's Everyday Life in the City

A different kind of legend, a different kind of city;

Have you ever seen someone summon food delivery guys, square-dancing grannies, and retired security guards as bodyguards?

Have you ever seen a summoned husky munch on spicy strips while breathing streams of chili pepper fire?

It's not like I want to become famous, but the System keeps pushing me to do it. Sigh~