Honkai: Star Rail: The Whole Internet Is Hunting Me? I'll Just Confiscate the Stellar Jades

Others transmigrate into Honkai: Star Rail, inherit the authority of Aeons, and wield both Nihility and Preservation, making their way through the universe with ease.

But when Lin Hui opens his eyes, he finds himself crouching beside a trash can on the Astral Express. He's covered in golden fur, with short legs, a round belly, and a heavy golden rump.

He's become the wild treasure trove everyone in the galaxy covets: a baby Golden Beast! A gacha ATM with a clear price tag of 60 Stellar Jades!

The Trailblazer chases him with a bat, March 7th corners him with a camera, and Dan Heng aims a gun at his most vulnerable spot.

“I'm a perfectly legitimate intelligent life-form! Keep chasing me, and I'll file a complaint with the Divination Commission and plaster your embarrassing stories all over Belobog!”

Luckily, he awakens the [Stellar Jade Backlash System]. Whenever he's hurt or chased, he can reflect a karmic curse and make his pursuer suffer a run of terrible gacha luck.

“So you hit my butt? Next time you pull, you'll get three off-banner four-stars in a row!”

“Trying to steal my Stellar Jades? I'll make your weapon jam right in its scabbard!”

Lin Hui wiggles his gleaming golden rump and sneers. “Come on! Keep chasing me! Let's see who hits hard pity first!”

A hilarious great escape about a gacha loser who was tormented by pulls in his past life and, after being reborn as a Golden Beast, turns the tables and teaches the whole universe how to behave.