[Ensemble cast + female disguises herself as a man + multiple golden fingers + absurd comedy + pampered by the whole group later on + no romantic pairing]
Jiang Du opened her eyes to find herself transmigrated into a “strong female protagonist” novel as a cannon-fodder senior brother from one of the four great sects, a woman disguised as a man and rumored to be a dead sleeve.
To make matters worse, the heroine was her half-sister on their father’s side, and the two of them had never gotten along since childhood.
The good news: she knew the plot.
The bad news: she had only read five chapters and a blurb.
Jiang Du: “Great heavens, are you trying to get me killed?!”
As it turned out, when life gives you no way out, there’s always a dead end.
What could she do?
After joining the Lingxiao Sword Sect, one of the five great sects, alongside her bargain-bin little sister, she started working to save her sect, and then this happened:
Jiang Du: “Senior Brother, stay away from that level-one danger, the dead sleeve!!!”
Xie Lianyan: “...Aren’t you a dead sleeve too?”
Jiang Du: “Third Junior Brother, no, bro~ There are countless flowers in this world. Why settle for just one?”
Yan Wang: “...What’s gotten into this cheap little brother of mine? And how could he fall for someone that ugly!?”
Jiang Du: “Sis~ Your big bro was wrong before. You can have all these good things~”
Jiang Si: “Is your brain broken... Wait! Did you change sex!?”
At the Four Great Sects’ competition the following year...
A crowd of senior and junior disciples: “...Damn, why is Jiang Du the senior brother of the Xiaoyao Sect!?”
Spectators: “...Damn.”
Wasn’t Jiang Du supposed to be a spoiled wastrel? He’s pretty handsome... but why does he keep doing things that defy all logic?
Also, what does Jiang Du eat? Why is he so sharp-tongued?
