After transmigrating by accident, he becomes a newly formed White Zombie in a mass grave.
Luckily, he has a System that rewards him with ancient inheritances whenever he breaks through a cultivation bottleneck.
But there's one problem: every reward is a Daoist art!
As a zombie, using a Thunderbolt from the Palm only hurts himself. A peachwood sword burns him, and he has to be careful not to splash himself with black dog blood.
Shen Du decides to keep a low profile and open Shen's Feng Shui Shop in the bustling city.
He helps people with feng shui and exorcisms, and takes a little extra cash on the side;
when he has time, he returns to the mass grave to cultivate, pick up some jade marrow, and recruit a few underlings.
Only when the Western Church, the dark-blooded vampires, and Japanese onmyoji all come knocking does Shen Du realize:
It seems he doesn't need to keep a low profile anymore... With all these Daoist arts at his disposal, he can talk those foreigners into knots.
Do you think you are very humorous?