One-sentence summary: I, Tang Buku, stripped naked the "hard" body of a beautiful man.
Tang Buku's creed of cultivating immortality is just eight words: making money is the first priority, and preserving life is the most important.
Others rely on talent to achieve immortality, while she relies on fate to achieve immortality.
So.
On the first day of time travel, she stripped naked the corpse of a stunningly beautiful man, and along the way, she tricked a three-thousand-year-old spirit bear with a teenage voice into a contract mount.
It was only later that we found out that the "hard" male corpse was actually the Supreme Demonic Dao of Beiliang, Ji Changye.
And when she stripped him naked, not only was he not dead, he was conscious throughout the entire process.
A dignified demon king, who had been in seclusion for three years, was stripped down to his underwear and became the laughing stock of the world.
He vowed to crush the audacious female thief to ashes.
Later——
When Ji Changye found her.
She was squatting on the roadside setting up a stall, with a sign in front of her:
"The sacred bear in the snow mountain licks the core of the fruit to strengthen your body and prolong your life. One hundred thousand spiritual stones. No credit allowed."
"Tang, no, bitter."
She raised her head and showed a professional fake smile: "You can look at it as you please, but don't touch it if you don't want to buy it."
"Give me my clothes."
"Dabai, if you stop, I'll run away!" Tang Buku rolled up the stall and ran away.
Later——
"I am just afraid that you will run away, nothing else."
"I just saved you casually, not caring about you."
"I just..."
Tang Buku tilted his head and looked at him: "How long will you continue to be stubborn?"
Ji Changye turned away, his ears flushed: "... Shut up."
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