Tang Dynasty: the Seven-Year-Old Girl Asks for Dowry at the Beginning

In the third year of Zhenguan, Princess Changle got married. Lu Jingyuan came from the sky to snatch the bride, and took Chang Le away on a steel giant, which shocked the whole country! Eight years later, in the isolated Australian continent, an empire called "The Ming Dynasty" on which the sun never sets quietly emerged. Railways, factories, steam ironclads... The technology here is a full thousand years ahead of the Tang Dynasty! Changle's birthday was approaching. In order to prepare a gift for her mother, her seven-year-old daughter Lu Youwei secretly took away the Ming Dynasty Royal Navy Tiger Talisman. The next day, on the banks of the Weishui River, the whistle roared! An invincible steel fleet sailed upstream and blasted the Chang'an city gate into pieces with a single shot of its main cannon! Millions of troops lined up in fear, and Li Shimin's eyes were splitting with anger: "Who dares to attack our Tang Dynasty?!" A seven-year-old little girl stood at the bow of the ship, holding a big speaker and shouting in a sweet voice. "Are you Li Shimin?" "Hurry up and hand over my mother's dowry!" "With one copper less, I, the princess, will buy the city of Chang'an and set off fireworks today!" Li Shimin was confused, and all the officials in the government and the public were crazy! Li Yuan, who was far away in Tai Chi Palace, was rolling on the floor with laughter: "What a domineering girl, she deserves to be my great-granddaughter!" Lu Jingyuan helplessly held his forehead: "Daughter, dad just asked you to collect the debt, not to destroy the Tang Dynasty!"