[Warrior’s Canteen Game Fan Fiction] [Western Fantasy] [Adventure] [Lighthearted Daily Life] [Gourmet]
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“Welcome to the Warrior’s Canteen!”
Today’s specials:
“Charcoal-Grilled Meat Bombs! Barbecue Skewers” (one guild leader strategically devours twenty skewers)
“Crispy-Fried Otherworldly Tentacle Meat” (one elf chews through tears, begging for another plate)
“Cheesy Mushroom Hamburger Steak” (one socially anxious witch moves in overnight)
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Ailan: “Boss, there’s a giant octopus monster lurking in the waters ahead. They say it’s a god, too...”
Ailan: “If we hunt it down, what could we make with it?”
Boss: “...” (He expressionlessly hefts an enormous iron pot and casually takes down a boning knife.)
Lim: “Wait! You can’t eat that! It’s also...” (Moka clamps a hand over her mouth and drags her away.) “Mmph! Let me go!”
Elara: “The boss says... this god has lived for hundreds of years, so its meat must be soaked in magic. Cut it into thick slices, brush on sauce, and grill it over charcoal. The aroma will drift all along the coast. The rest can be stir-fried with garlic, each bite bursting with juice...”
Kekefan’s eyes light up. “It’s that powerful!?”
Hadugu bounces with excitement. “?! Powerful, powerful!?”
Fengdu wipes drool from the corner of her mouth. “It smells that good!?”
Just a few words were enough to make everyone’s mouths water.
No one cared about the god anymore. Every eye was glued to that iron pot.
Everyone: “Just how good could it taste...!?”
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The knight order had set out to investigate the continent’s strange upheaval, but after witnessing the boss’s godlike cooking, their thought processes went completely off track.
If monsters grow even more delicious after soaking up magic... then the first step toward saving the world is to send every monster along the way straight to the canteen!
