Dongfang Shuo, a great doctor in the Western Han Dynasty, stood on the stage of the open mic of a talk show when he opened his eyes.
One second he was waiting at the Golden Horse Gate to be summoned, and the next second he was pushed onto the stage to die.
The whole audience was waiting to see this temporary worker joke, but he opened his mouth and exploded——
"The ancients said that rice is expensive in Chang'an and living in Chang'an is difficult. I didn't believe it until I came to Beijing to pay the rent."
"In the past, I relied on my words to make the emperor happy. Now I rely on my words to make the audience happy. I am good at what I say."
From takeaway milk tea to high-speed subway trains, from festival customs to concepts of marriage and love, he put two thousand years of time into his jokes.
Colleagues stealing manuscripts? He improvised and crushed it on the spot.
Internet celebrity is in trouble? He quoted scriptures and slapped him in the face point by point.
The history professor came to the door and after chatting, he said: I'm afraid it's not true that Dongfang Shuo traveled through time!
From the open mic to the national competition, he became famous all over the country with his one mouth.
It's just that sassy female screenwriter next to me, how come the more I watch it, the more I like it?
A gentleman likes to be polite and pays attention to the communication of minds.
After two thousand years of traveling, the purpose is to meet a soulmate.
