Lin Bei transmigrates and binds himself to the [I Love Farming] System.
The System makes a dazzling entrance, only for him to smash it to pieces with a couple of punches. It shrinks to the size of his palm and never dares raise its voice again.
The System gives him seeds, but Lin Bei doesn't know how to plant them.
I'm a transmigrator. How would I know how to farm?
There's only one thing Lin Bei knows how to do: catch people.
He catches village bullies, beats up sword cultivators, and ties up bandits.
Sword cultivators grow sword grass. Alchemists come to spread fertilizer.
The number of people keeps growing, the fields keep expanding, and the things they grow get stranger and stranger.
But Lin Bei still doesn't know how to farm.
He just squats on the ridge, gnawing on a taro while more than a hundred sword cultivators use their flying swords to control the seedlings and plant rice.
Then everyone discovers a secret: the auntie's rice porridge can boost your cultivation foundation.
Everyone fights to do the farm work, lines up to sweep the roads, and all the big shots automatically join the race to outdo one another.
The auntie alone decides who gets a place on the thirty-person dining hall roster.
If she likes you, you get a bowl.
If she doesn't, no amount of cultivation can help you.
Iron fists catch people, rice porridge keeps them around. The whole village farms, and the crops just keep getting stranger.
