What?! My Ex-Husband Tried to Set Up the Spoiled One with a Brooding Guy, and She Was Kissed Silly

[Everyone gets their comeuppance + goofy fun + understands bird language + happy ending + body-swap romantic battlefield + forced love] When they woke up in each other's bodies, Shen Wuyan was thrilled. By day, wearing Zhou Jingyi's face, she befriended his mistress, checked out male models with the tea-drinking schemer, and danced jazz all over the office... She tried every nasty trick she could think of. Until her scumbag ex-husband, wearing her face, went to seduce the one person she feared most. Zhou Hehuai: cold as ice, ruthless and sinister. She pushed him into it, only to discover she couldn't switch back. * Zhou Jingyi saw Shen Wuyan pinned on Zhou Hehuai's lap as he kissed her, and flew into a rage. “Get down!” Shen Wuyan's almond-shaped eyes went wide. “Matchmaker, aren't you happy with this?” * Zhou Hehuai knew the person in Shen Wuyan's body during the day wasn't really her, but at night, he shamelessly sneaked into her room. “During the day, you called me hubby and told me to come to your room tonight.” “Wanyan, you still owe me a kiss.” Shen Wuyan: “...” Did I? * On the surface: spoiled, high-maintenance young wife × rigid, serious older brother In reality: sweet little sister and master of tea tricks × dark, deranged obsessive [Sunny Zhou Jingyi vs. Dark Zhou Hehuai, who do you choose?] [I choose Zhou Hehuai.] “Baby, think carefully. Once you choose, you can't change your mind for the rest of your life.” The man hooked a finger under her chin. “If you regret it, I'll break your legs for you, okay?”