From the Start, I Founded the Wood and Bamboo Sect, and Fallen Immortals All Want to Win Me Over

[Simulator] [Fairy] [Subverting the Usual Tropes] [Comedy and Meme References]

I am Pei Yuji, Sect Master of the Muzhu Sect and the white-robed sword immortal.

By chance, I obtained an immortal artifact that can simulate fate. In ninety-nine simulations, I fell to evil every single time: becoming a slave, a maid, a monster, even a skeleton. Not one of those lives ended well.

Then, on the hundredth simulation, I saw an outer disciple.

His name was Chen Xuanyan.

That night, I pushed open his door with my sword in hand.

My name is Chen Xuanyan. I transmigrated into a handyman at the Muzhu Sect, with Old Man Li next door and that ugly old monster across the hall.

But lately, I’ve been getting a little worried.

The sword immortal Sect Master climbs through my window in the middle of the night to teach me cultivation. The Saintess of the Alchemy Peak blocks my door every day to give me tonics. My cold and aloof junior sister, eyes red, says, “Take me with you. I don’t want to turn into one of those things.”

I’m just a handyman. What exactly are you all after?

Only later did I find out:

They could all glimpse the future, and they had seen their own fates of falling to evil.

And I was their only way out alive.