What Kind of Idiotic Plot Is This? I Take Everyone Down Equally

[Pure Powerhouse Female Lead] [No CP] [System] [Never Takes Things Lying Down] [Sharp Tongue] [Transmigration] [Fortune] [Quick Transmigration]

Zhiyue had lived alone in a valley for many years when she found a kitten there. It called itself the System, Shuang Bai.

Then an accident happened.

Afterward, the two of them struck a strange kind of deal.

They immediately decided to travel to different worlds, save the protagonists, and restore their fortune.

"Wait! Are you sure you're not a jinx?"

Zhiyue complained to a certain domineering CEO who tortured both body and soul.

Shuang Bai: Host, stop stabbing him. The male lead's going to bleed to death.

Zhiyue flicked her hand. "Sorry, I thought he was a speed bump."

After Zhiyue had dealt with 10,086 enemies, she said with some exasperation, "Why do people keep coming around to get beaten up?"

A certain self-righteous saint who didn't want to reveal their name shouted, "You should save us! Are you even one of us humans?"

Zhiyue looked surprised. "Huh? You were human?"

For people who always liked to come looking for a scolding,

Zhiyue made sure to sing everyone their dream journey in equal measure.

Shuang Bai: I've never heard anyone insult people so viciously...

Of course, during missions, there were always people trying to seduce Zhiyue.

A courtesan, the top beauty of a brothel, winked at her.

Zhiyue looked confused. "Is your eye twitching?"

The courtesan was so angry she never spoke to Zhiyue again.

Shuang Bai: Host, can we really complete the mission by pretending to be clueless like this?

Zhiyue made an OK sign, indicating she had it covered.

The next second, the entire villa exploded.

Shuang Bai: ????

The System notification chimed: Congratulations, mission complete.

Shuang Bai: ...

Zhiyue praised herself. "See? What did I tell you?"

Turns out going crazy can solve anything...