Hu Hu, twenty-six, is a takeout rider. His father is waiting for heart surgery.
Then one day, a dump truck hit him, and he bound himself to an “Emperor-Shocking System.”
From then on, his rented room became a check-in spot for emperors throughout history
Qin Shi Huang climbs into the fridge, Liu Bang drinks fake liquor, Cao Cao eats chili peppers, Li Shimin cries while watching Dream of the Red Chamber, and Gao Huan and his son livestream sales...
Every time an emperor is shocked, money appears in Hu Hu’s bank account.
He goes from delivering takeout to becoming a billionaire in just three months.
But lately, he’s run into a new problem: he’s got lithium-sulfur battery technology rated at 800 Wh/kg, but he studied the humanities and can’t understand it. He doesn’t dare look for a partner, so all he can do is stay up every night memorizing technical terms.
Even more annoying, Liu Bang and Zhao Guangyi are competing to become “Hu Hu’s Number One Assistant.” One draws up grand promises in the office, while the other is trying to prove Hu Hu isn’t an immortal.
The System occasionally pops up to scold him, calling him lazy, a procrastinator, and “the worst Host in history.”
Hu Hu is tormented by the emperors, looked down on by the System, and keeps forging ahead on his entrepreneurial journey.
This is a funny startup story with a weak System and strong characters. No loans, no tearjerking, and guaranteed laughs all the way to the end.
