My name is Ling Yi. I traveled through the NBA in 2006 and became an undrafted player who could be waived by the Rockets at any time. In this era when those who can get the inside position win the world, I have zero bounce and struggle to dribble the ball across half court. I am a super softie that is ridiculed by the entire Internet.
But so what? I am bound to the "three-point sure-hit system"! As long as you stand outside the three-point line, even if you throw with your eyes closed, your hit rate will always be 100%! What's even more perverted is that the more opponents double-team, the more my goals can destroy their psychological defense!
Facing the Spurs' death spiral, the whole league was waiting to see my joke. I didn't even bother to dribble, so I jumped two meters away despite the crazy crowd of four arms, and the basketball went hollow into the net!
From falling behind by 20 points to overtaking by 40 points, I used 30 three-pointers in a single game to teach Popovich how to behave! Charles Barkley collapsed and smashed the table in the live broadcast room: "This does not comply with the laws of physics! He can't even dribble, why did he score 90 points?!"
Playing the Detroit Pistons next? Faced with the stares of three defensive defenders, I silently retreated to the midfield line...
