[A straight man dressed as a soft green tea semen vs. A self-defeating cold-faced prince]
After Lu Xingye opened his eyes, he discovered that he was a top-notch tough guy, but he had transformed into a seductress who was black on the Internet.
Not only was the original owner so poor that he only had 250 yuan left, but he also relied on his ancestral favor to shamelessly enter into an engagement with Fu Hanzhou, the prince of Beijing. He even bribed a waiter to drug him and crawl into bed, which angered the prince and was about to be ruthlessly blocked and starved to death.
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Lu Xingye didn't want to starve to death, let alone be suppressed by a man!
In order to preserve the straight man's chastity and life, he decided to do the opposite and use the most hard-core straight man operation to force the iceberg boss back.
The prince is approaching?
He kicked him away, clutched his stomach and shouted: "Brother, you can't help me, my aunt is here!"
In order to make money to break off the engagement, he took the initiative to sign up for a wilderness survival variety show.
He split bricks with one hand, caught snakes with his bare hands, and made all the male stars in his group his younger brothers. The whole network shouted "Wild Brother"!
The prince took her to a top-notch dinner party to test her?
He used his bubble voice to seduce the green tea heroine, and patted the prince's nemesis on the shoulder: "Thank you, brother, your business will be my business from now on!"
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Later, all the big guys in the Beijing circle (including the eldest lady in the Ji circle) were frantically pursuing Lu Xingye.
Lu Xingye felt that the time was right, and took the money he earned and prepared to retire: "Mr. Fu, forceful behavior is not sweet, let's break off the engagement!"
Unexpectedly, the man pushed him against the corner with scarlet eyes, and his voice was hoarse and paranoid: "Didn't you say that we are more suitable as brothers? Then tonight, let's have an in-depth exchange of brotherly feelings."
Lu Xingye was confused: I'm already so straight, how the hell can you still bend? !