Naruto: I Tore Susanoo Apart with My Bare Hands, I Just Want to Get Off Work

My name is Uchiha Cheng. I transmigrated into the Hokage world and awakened two lives from the start. In the first, I'm Konoha's perennial bottom-rank genin. Every day, I'm tasked with walking Grandpa Third's birds and buying Icha Icha Paradise for Kakashi-sensei. In the second, I'm “Number Zero” of the Akatsuki, code-named “Tsukuyomi,” with forbidden power that surpasses the Rinnegan.

My original plan was to use this secret identity to slack off in the shadows, watch the plot play out, then find a scenic, tranquil place to retire. But the idiots in the Akatsuki started trying to destroy the world as they went along! Nagato came up with some grand plan and insisted I be the centerpiece, while that kid Obito kept trying to make me work overtime. Fine. If I wanted to clock out in peace, I'd have to step out from behind the scenes and deal with them head-on, using a pair of “Descension Eyes” to physically convert every troublemaker to the righteous path.

“I, Uchiha Cheng, just want to clock out on time. Anyone who gets in my way is going to the Western Paradise to work overtime.”