[Hilarious Cultivation] [Sect Management] [Eccentric Disciples] [System] [Ensemble Cast] [Light Romance]
Lin Zhaoye transmigrates into the new sect leader of a bankrupt sect.
Her master has just died, rain leaks through the mountain gate, the coffers are empty, and the cold-faced sect leader next door shows up with an IOU to collect the rent.
Luckily, she gets bound to the Myriad Phenomena Sect System.
The System tells her that as long as she takes on disciples, her sect will level up.
Lin Zhaoye believes it.
Then she takes in a senior sister who can drop dead at any moment and then get back up again.
A second disciple who firmly believes that “flesh is weak, steel ascends,” and keeps urging his fellow disciples to replace their body parts.
A third disciple who can split into more than a dozen mouths and talks so much he starts arguments wherever he goes.
A junior sister who specializes in exposing people's weaknesses and can shatter anyone's faith in their path with a single sentence.
And a contrarian who can't resist arguing back even when the Heavenly Dao says something.
Watching her sect spiral out of control, Lin Zhaoye does her best to maintain a dignified air as sect leader:
“Don't panic. Our Taiyi Sect follows the righteous path.”
Later, the senior sister dies so many times she becomes an immortal god of war, the second disciple turns the cultivation world into a mechanical divine empire, the third disciple's clones spread across the land, the junior sister shatters rival sects' faith with a single tongue-lashing, and the fifth disciple even debates the tribulation meant to destroy their sect until it starts doubting itself.
The entire cultivation world trembles. “You call this the righteous path?!”
Lin Zhaoye falls silent for a moment. “If it lets you ascend, how can it not be the righteous path?”