Investiture of the Gods: The Foolish Ruler System's Sign-In Counterattack

Having become Prince Shou, King Zhou of Shang, seven years into his reign, he finds the Investiture of the Gods calamity closing over him like a net! The System blares to life and gives him a free Tyrant's Mall.

Great Restoration Pills, Dongfeng anti-armor missiles, Xi Shi, Diao Chan: he can redeem whatever he wants. With the incense offering at Nuwa Palace approaching, he grips the jade carriage's armrest tightly.

Compose a poem and doom the dynasty? I'll sign in for a Sky-Opening Axe and split the Heavenly Dao apart!