Showbiz: From Handsome Hunk to Chubby Uncle, Yang Mi Begs Me to Return

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Five years ago, he was the “hottest guy on Earth,” ruling the world. He was Jack in Titanic, the dream man of countless actresses.

Five years later, a bloated photo of him having a water-gun fight with Scarlett on the beach sets the trending topics on fire, and the whole internet falls apart!

“Please lose weight!”

“With that beer belly, even Long Gu Yuan Zhi would call the cops!”

Facing ridicule from the entire internet and being put down by young heartthrobs, Su Ming has no choice but to make a comeback with barely three digits left in his bank account. He turns around and pulls out Dying to Survive.

Young heartthrob fans: “An over-the-hill uncle thinks he can still carry a movie at the box office?”

Then the movie premieres. The whole internet is in tears, and it rakes in 2.5 billion, smashing the box office record for domestic films!

At the celebration banquet, Su Ming looks at a screen full of comments begging him to shave his beard and lose weight, and smiles. “Sorry, I think my current build is perfect for comedy. I'm not losing weight for now.”

The whole internet goes crazy: Bro, please act like a human being and give us back our hottest guy on Earth!