After I transmigrated, I woke up lying on top of the campus belle, Zhou Wenwen, clutching her torn skirt. Her relatives had filled the courtyard, calling me a shameless pervert!
Just as I was unable to defend myself, a show-off-and-catch-ghost System exploded into existence in my mind: “Never forget to show off while catching ghosts. Show-off points can buy anything!”
When the vengeful spirit of the campus belle's grandfather came for her life, I put on a Taoist robe, grabbed a peachwood sword, and burst through the door with a Qilin talisman to save Zhou Wenwen.
Ghost energy invaded my body. The System notified me: To dispel it, I needed pure yang energy, mouth to mouth.
I bit my lip and kissed her.
She opened her eyes and glared at me. The next second, she screamed and leaped into her mother's arms.
Then her mother clasped my hand. “Master, you've done the Zhou family an enormous favor!”
Zhou Wenwen stood behind her, red as a boiled shrimp. In a quiet voice, she said something I'd never forget: “Um... please keep what just happened between us a secret.”
I glanced down at my trouser leg. She'd wet herself in fright.
It's an old routine from decades ago. I wasn't angry at all when I was arrested and taken to the police station. The female police officers in this kind of novel are very annoying things, seeking revenge for public and private reasons. When the people from above came and wanted to let the male protagonist out, that person even scolded the male protagonist and was not angry at all. He was simply a doormat. He was not angry at all when others bullied him. What the hell is this. I don't know if this novel was written decades ago. It's not a Tomato book, and I don't know what year it was written. Anyone can bully or belittle the male protagonist without getting angry at all. To pretend to be cool, you have to be bullied before you pretend.
That's right without ratings!!! After seeing Chapter 17, Chun Chun Shui Zhang, he was done with lust and had no strength, so he gave up decisively.
It's a bit too Holy Mother in it, and you can't be too Holy Mother in a novel.