An Uchiha's Retirement, Starting with Opening a Tavern

Uchiha Yeyin opened a tavern in Konoha.

He had hoped for a quiet life, but before long, his employees started acting stranger and stranger.

The greeter was the First Hokage, with a kindly face and a passion for nuclear peace.

The cashier was the Second Hokage, who kept doing the books and was poker-faced and sharp-tongued.

The odd-job man was the great Lord Madara Uchiha, who kept declaring that he was "dancing."

Konoha villagers: "This tavern owner's connections must reach the heavens! Even his cosplayers are professional lookalikes!"

Yeyin was exasperated too: "I never wanted to be the God of the Shinobi World. I just want to be a quiet tavern owner!"