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A terrifying urban legend has recently been spreading through New York's villain circles, one so frightening that people are buying overnight train tickets to flee Earth: whatever you do, don't mess with that broke guy in red and blue from Queens!
The Daily Bugle's owner: "I told you Spider-Man was a threat! He punched the twenty-ton Rhino all the way into outer space!"
Peter Parker clutched his head in despair. "I'm innocent! What I shoot is webbing, not the several-thousand-degree Heat Vision blazing out of my eyes!"
Kingpin burst into tears. "What kind of friendly neighborhood hero takes a cannon blast to the forehead, then complains that the smell of gunpowder is ruining his nine-yuan, free-shipping hamburger?!"
As all of New York trembled in fear, Lin En, fresh from sunbathing, tugged at the red-and-blue hoodie he'd bought on sale from Pinduoduo and innocently bit into a peanut butter sandwich.
"Wait, the colors of my clothes just happen to match. Who told you I was an arthropod?"
The writing is inexplicable. Kirita's weapons appear in the front, and Kirita has just invaded in the back. Did you write this with AI? The writing is incomprehensible.
For fools
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It was written by AI, right?
Pure AI text, too many logical conflicts between the context and the context