My Mother Became a Lolita

I was 24 years old, unemployed, my parents were divorced, and I married my dad. Then we got divorced, got married, got divorced, got married again, and my last father divorced at the speed of light. As a result, I was taken home by a girl who looked like she had not yet been weaned - she was 21 years old, with the intelligence of a child, but she was my new legal mother.