I Play No Longer Human in Jujutsu Kaisen

A first-person story + the protagonist is not the real Osamu Dazai

My name is Osamu Dazai. When I open my eyes, I find myself lying on the grass, soaked through.

Ah, have I still not woken up from this nauseating world?

But more importantly, looking at the boy before me and the girl behind him, it seems I’ve run into some rather extraordinary people.