Su Muxue transmigrated.
Other people transmigrate into tales of tragic love, having flesh carved away and bones dug out, and chasing a wife to the crematorium.
Su Muxue transmigrated into a world where she heard that the cultivation world's greatest sect, Guiyi Sect, provided room and board, paid allowances in spirit stones, and let you live for thousands of years.
How is this cultivation? This is the ultimate iron rice bowl, with a paid retirement plan!
So, at the recruitment trials
While everyone else floated about in white robes and battled on flying swords, Su Muxue queued up for a civil service position in an old down jacket that had cost thirty copper coins, munching on a cold steamed bun.
To a lovesick heiress sobbing, “He drained my blood and marrow, but he must have had his reasons…”
Su Muxue said, “That’s assault and attempted murder. Why haven’t you called the police?!”
To the lovesick Demon Venerable forcing extra drama into the Heart-Testing Formation: “I’ll slaughter all living beings for you and keep you imprisoned by my side!”
Su Muxue pulled out a sheet of scratch paper. “Endangering public safety! Illegally controlling the weather! Disrupting the recruitment process for public officials! You’re deliberately trying to destroy my iron rice bowl!”
Her righteous lesson in the rule of law short-circuited the formation spirit that had maintained the array for three thousand years, and it exploded into a mushroom cloud on the spot!
The sect elders watching were collectively stunned.
“She saw through love in the blink of an eye, and even struck back at the void! This woman is the greatest talent in the emotionless path, past or present!”
Su Muxue, who had smoothly secured a position as a direct disciple: “???”
(I just wanted room and board. Why have you made me the supreme master of the emotionless path?)..
