[Fantasy Imagination] + [Atypical Cultivation of Immortality] + [Relaxing Humor] + [Strong Female Money Fan]
Spiritual energy revived, the Internet exploded, and the world of cultivation was forced to open cyber offices. However, the Tiandao computer room suffered an epic virus attack, the Tianting backbone network was disconnected, and the underworld server received a 404 error. Nowadays, Taoist priests draw talismans to check the speed of the Internet, but demons and ghosts follow the Internet cable to absorb Yang Qi. The network security of the three realms is at stake!
Jiang Xiaotang, a spirited girl with colorful high-fried ponytails, chewing pink bubble gum, and being chased for debt every day because she shook guests unconscious at KTV, ran into the Qingyun Temple on the verge of bankruptcy in order to avoid debts, and connected her hand to a hidden Wi-Fi called "Urgent as a Law Order-5G".
"Ding! The Taoist cloud network management system was successfully bound!"
From then on, the painting style of the Three Realms completely collapsed.
When the cyber evil cultivator launched Wangui's DDoS attack array, Jiang Xiaotang used a backhand [one-click blackmail of MAC address], causing Wangui to instantly disconnect from the Internet and become an idiot; when the thousand-year-old ghost launched its unsolvable ghost monster, she stepped on her shoes, and a set of "social wave hand big spiral" rolled out the heavenly energy, twisting the ghost king into QR code fragments. What's even more terrifying is that if you make her angry, she can directly "hit someone along the network cable" with her hand through the screen and give you two loud bangs!
The gods and powerful men from all walks of life (trembling and shocked): "This woman can trigger the Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunder by tapping the keyboard casually. She must be the reincarnation of the ancient supreme Taoist ancestor!"
Jiang Xiaotang (while typing in Pinyin and searching for the Enter key, chewing bubble gum): "Stop making noise! That guy named Jade Emperor, have you paid your broadband fee this month? If you don't, I'll pull out your optical fiber!"
