[Goofy System] [Do-Nothing Heir] [Icy Princess Royal] [Winning by Doing Nothing]
Ye Yuan, a workaholic elite who spent years working overtime around the clock, finally died from overwork. When he opened his eyes, he had become the good-for-nothing heir of a cultivation dynasty, despised by everyone.
After working himself to the brink of death in his previous life, he was completely burned out in this one. All he wanted was to lie flat, slack off, and coast through the rest of his days.
But then a ridiculous System for clinging to powerful people forcibly bound itself to him. Instead of letting him lie flat and cultivate, it drove him to cling desperately to the Princess Royal who held power over the court and stood at the pinnacle of combat strength.
If he failed to snuggle up to the Princess Royal, he would lose years of his life or get struck by lightning. With no other choice, Ye Yuan was forced to begin his daily routine of clinging to powerful people in every way imaginable.
One prodigy and villain after another came to provoke him, only to be casually crushed by Ye Yuan, who had grown stronger without even meaning to. He had no interest in competing for supremacy, activated cheat after cheat without lifting a finger, and coasted his way to victory.
In the end, the dynasty was pacified and the three realms were at peace. Just as everyone else ascended to sainthood, Ye Yuan somehow became an unconventional god who ignored etiquette and the laws of Heaven, thanks to the boundless merit he had accumulated by clinging to powerful people.
