[No Romance] [Transmigrate Into a Book] [Beloved by All] [System] [Comedic Chaos]
Shen Zhenzhen transmigrates into a book.
System: Keep your head down! If you die, you'll have to go home and inherit a hundred billion!
When Xu Zhaorong picks on her, Shen Zhenzhen splashes a bowl of tea at her.
The Empress suddenly appears. "Lady Shen isn't quite right in the head. She's having an episode."
In the imperial garden, Shen Zhenzhen runs into Consort Chen and trips her.
The Empress appears again. "Sister Consort Chen, you really should watch where you're going."
Shen Zhenzhen: Why are you everywhere?
So she takes apart the Empress's hairdo in front of everyone and snaps her hairpin.
Shen Zhenzhen: You keep ruining everything for me! Surely you won't let me off this time!
Her nemesis, Concubine Xiao, steps forward. "Sister Shen's got water in her brain. I'll drag her back and wring her out."
The vicious villainess, Noble Consort Jiang: "Her brain's been scalded by boiling water. How could you possibly hold it against her, Sister?"
The sly Consort Chen: "The Noble Consort is right!"
Shen Zhenzhen: ??
She gives up trying, then suddenly realizes she's not the only one who transmigrated.
The Emperor did. So did Consort Shu. The Empress was reborn, the Noble Consort can see comments on the screen, and Consort Chen can hear people's thoughts.
Who cares about dying! Raise pigs and chickens, crack sunflower seeds, and swing a spiked club.
