Today's Performance Metrics Have Been Cleared

Name: Today's Performance Metrics Have Been Cleared
Author: Bian E

今日绩效已清理完毕

by Bian E (边蛾)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 451k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

A goofy, shameless bottom with an unconventional mind x a cold, ghostly top with the air of a resentful husband

*Everyone's (??) mental state is wonderful

“Driver, can you see the road with those sunglasses on?”

“It's fine, hey, don't worry about it.”

“That's good.”

“I'm blind. Taking them off wouldn't help me see any better, so don't worry!”

...?

“Hey.” It seemed to sense that Zhou Renzhi was a little nervous, so it waved a hand. “Don't be scared. We have five drivers.”

“Phew, then I can relax.”

So the driver split into five. One used its mouth to turn the steering wheel, its eyes glued to the TV as it felt around and “watched” a braille television. Its hands were busy playing mahjong, its feet ran on a treadmill, and its torso lay flat to sleep.

“...Wait, then who's pressing the gas?”

Zhou Renzhi looked down. The car had no brakes, just an empty space where they should have been, while the gas pedal beside him had been welded down.

...I feel like my escape route has been welded shut, too.

Zhou Renzhi tried to break the window and escape, but the moment he hit it with the emergency hammer, the hammer sprang away like a deflating balloon.

Zhou Renzhi: ? What kind of emergency hammer is a balloon?!

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