I transmigrated to find my parents, only to crash right into an ongoing date between Trigger and Carmeara. Confirmed: they’re my real parents. But I’m having trouble transforming. Now I spend every day in Akito’s lab, trying to fix myself. He’s my dad’s best friend and the most sharp-tongued scientist in the universe. After a month of repairs, I’ve gone from zero seconds to five. Dad is so anxious he keeps stuffing good-luck charms into my hands, Mom chases me around the place to beat me up, and Uncle Akito keeps tweaking my settings while saying, “Better than zero.” Oh, and later a Kamen Rider fell out of the sky and taught me how to be a Rider. I’ve got two dads (Trigger and Genta), two moms (Carmeara and the bathhouse owner), a scientist uncle, a passing Rider mentor, and the entire GUTS-SELECT team watching the show. Sixteen years later, I finally found a family. Two of them, in fact.