Daddy System: Taking Little Sizi on a Wild Ride Through the Tang Dynasty

Ye Yanshu dies unexpectedly, only to possess the “Higher-Dimensional Cultivation System.” He thinks he can bind himself to the Child of Destiny and conquer the heavens, but when he opens his eyes... his Host is a three-year-old little dumpling in the Tang Dynasty: Princess Jinyang, the adorable little Sizi! Looking at the soft, cuddly toddler who knows nothing but nursing, Ye Yanshu can only turn his blade on her emperor father, Li Shimin, to earn points and rebuild his body. From then on, the Tang Dynasty goes completely off the rails! Li Shimin becomes the most miserable wage slave: “Immortal System, I’ve emptied my entire treasury. Can you give me a discount on this Gatling gun?” The Five Surnames and Seven Houses are fleeced until they’re bankrupt: “What in the world! Why does one pack of that divine snack the princess calls ‘latiao’ cost a hundred strings of cash?!” With the Turkic army at the city gates, little Sizi stands in court with Häagen-Dazs in one hand and an AK-47 in the other, chirping in her baby voice: “Papa, Big Brother System says if the Turks won’t behave, we should go rat-a-tat-tat with this!” Watch as Ye Yanshu becomes the mastermind behind the scenes, teaming up with a three-year-old to fleece the Tang Dynasty bare and build an empire that dominates the world through technological superiority!